Sunday, September 28, 2008

Warning: Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Convicts

[initializing]

[AI Program: Sifter]

[Routine Function: Censoring of all ig-mail from UEM personell and imbedded reporters]

[AI:S: IG-MAIL 2017B-2417G SCANNED. > ONE MAIL WAS CITED AS "SPECIAL INTEREST". TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWS:

[NOVEMBER 7 2177,

NEW POLYMPTO, UEM PMC OPERATION SECTOR OMEGA 3.

>Sender: interpidone@earthnewswire.ig.net{David Traviss, embeded reporter, ENW}

>Recipient: l337w1z4rd@public.domain.earth.net{Unkown, searching for 1337w1z4rd, Marcus}

TRANSCRIPT(EDITED FOR STRONG LANGUAGE):

I hate your numbers for letters bull[censored], Marcus. All those years in tech school, and you still write like a hacker.

Anyways, I have a request for you. I need to arrange a video conference with Michelle, back at corporate...Except that this one needs[end ref, line break]

off the books. The marines I'm traveling with have stopped for a while, something about a new kind of enemy "[censored]" is making them a bit skittish.

About time, if you ask me. Anyways, we're stopped here outside of what used to be capitol for at least five days. Get back to me and[end ref, line break]

let me know.

Thanks,

Dave.

[AI:S: Reply recieved:

November 7, 2177

3:43 am Earth standard time]

>Sender: 1337w1z4rd@public.domain.earth.net

TRANSCRIPT:

lol, d00d. j00 C4/\/'7 83 srs. 4lr1gh7, 1 \/\/1ll 7ry. \/\/8 2 d4y5.

P34c3

[Transmission Ended]

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